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Shityrail: Station Facilities and NonFacilities
Shityrail Station Facilities:
  • Hotels for the long delays
  • Graveyards and crematoriums for the extremely long delays
  • Churches, Mosques or at bigger stations Cathedrals so you can pray for the train
  • Casinos so more money goes to the Government
  • 500 or more Ticket inspectors

All Shityrail Stations do not have the following facilities:
  • Staff
  • Bins
  • Toilets
  • Ticket Machines
  • Baby Changing facilities
  • reliable times on the timetables
  • Unlike almost everywhere else in the world we don't sell alcohol, or allow it on the train, we even fine you if you bring your own!

we try our hardest to make your travel a nightmare with the poorest services and the most restrictive laws in the world.

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